Hands down, funniest Gackt TV moment of ALL TIME

[karadin.livejournal.com]

Whenever I feel low, a dose of Gackt and SHINGO MAMA brightens my day!

a little preface, Shingo Mama is a character from Shingo Katori of SMAP, a very popular idol group. Here some fun is had with the camera, Gackt mentions how tall Shingo Mama is compared to the Kinki Kids, and Shingo Mama gets to 'tap' the gentleman she thinks would be a perfect date on the shoulder!

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[excused-early.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, this is arguably the most hilarious GACKT TV moment to me, too.
I've been asked to translate this by several people. I'm planning to. Eventually. =P

[eclatc4t.livejournal.com]

thanks -- so funny, even though i don't know what is being said.

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

LMAO I remember watching the translated one that was on youtube. They were talking about how much shingo mama loves mayonnaise. When "she" touched Gackt for the first time its like "she's" in awe then the tackle glomp attack had me in stitches XD. *still begs for Gackt to show up on SMAPxSMAP* he should seriously be on SMAP's show one day and do skits with the others too. Maybe then we can see shingo mama again "tap" Gackt XD

[gackutofan67.livejournal.com]

I totally second that ^______^ me too I really would love to see GACKT in SMAPxSMAP : D ! Hhmm.....actually I've always wondered myself why he hadn't attend their show yet O.o

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

I know I always have been wondering. I'm hoping he decides to SMAPxSMAP cause I think it would hilarious skit wise and the songs at the end. What I'd give to see vanilla performed XD

[karadin.livejournal.com]

Well, if Gackt could do ARASHI, he could do SMAP.

snorfle, I'd watch him take a bit out of Kimura Takuya.

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

I wanna see GACKT and Takuya doing the doki doki game. I do feel bad for the girl in that episode she'd have a heart attack during the game.

[baka-neko3.livejournal.com]

maybe he's worried that shingo mama might make another appearance and 'tap' him again.. LOL

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

I thought he looked like he was enjoying himself. *imagines Gackt in BistroSMAP and Shingo Mama sitting next to him while being restrained by the other SMAP members* XD it would be priceless

[baka-neko3.livejournal.com]

OMFG!! quit feeding me with more ideas! i'm perverted enuff as it is! LOL

yeah, that would be awesome, huh? just imagining it is making me have heart palpitation, actually seeing it? you'd be reading my obituary the next day... :p

yeah, why SMAP didn't have Gackt on their show? and make shingo wears his shingo mama costume again... i mean, he wore that samba costume loads of times already, so wearing shingo mama costume is actually a step up, IMO.. XD

and oh, kimutaku can wear that woman costume (or Beyonce costume he wore once) and fight to get Gackt's attention with shingo mama.. THAT would be PRICELESS!

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

Beyonctaku vs. Shingo Mama dance battle for GACKT XDDD. I would definitely watch the show Or maybe Kimura should dress up like he does during the sexy and the city skit. Lmao now I'm getting ahead of myself. Point is seriously he needs to be on the show. It would awesome and the possible skits are endless ^__^

[baka-neko3.livejournal.com]

oh, did you watched the subbed vers of that beyonce skit of kimutaku? my frens subbed it (after some prodding on my part XD)... the first time i watched it (the unsubbed clip, many years ago), i was drinking milk.. i remember spewing the milk when i first saw kimutaku posing in his beyonce outfit... LOL

oh yes, that city gal skit, i watched some of it.. it was really funny how he tries to talk all city-gal like while hiding his AGE! i think he have something more important to hide other than his age, like his REAL GENDER?!! XD

yeah, and not only Dance Battle, and we can have Gackt pick out the winner and give the winner a kiss or something! whoa! that would be a GREAT hit! wait, lemme sign up to!

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

Yeah I did watch the subbed version. I saw the original clip when it was on SANTAKU and went hunting for the subbed clip. I was with my friends when I saw it the first time . When we saw Takuya do the uh-oh dance we fell on the floor laughing. When he dressed as Beyonce I seriously thought he was a woman for a sec XD

We all know Shingo and Takuya make the best looking women especially in the sexy and the city skit. The one they did for the concert was just priceless.

^__^ We can add Lucy in the mix in the dance battle. But I don't mind Just having the two and Gackt pick for the lovely reward. XD. If it was for one of his kisses I'd think the whole audience would add themselves XD

[baka-neko3.livejournal.com]

i remember i had to hunt through my hundreds of DVDs for the best quality so they can sub it... XD

there were actually 2 version of the clip, one is a bit shorter (they cut the end part) than the other.. i sorta remember i have it somewhere (the longer one, i have the shorter one on my HD already <--which was used to entice the subbers in the first place XD), just don't remember which DVD exactly... so i had to go through hundreds of DVDs to find it.. but thankfully i found it.. *phew*

but shingo was a bit more bulkier, so she can be the er, 'mama' type? or matsuken samba type... kimutaku can be the daughter maybe? LOL

yeah, we can add Lucy to the mix, but then, who will they be fighting for? i mean, we have kimutaku and shingo fighting over Gackt, right? but if Gackt join them as Lucy, who's the man they are fighting for? who do you suggest?

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

Why not bring You XDD

[baka-neko3.livejournal.com]

but You is more suited to be the one wearing the female costume somehow.. XD

we need a more manly man... a guy who can put Lucy in her place, who is not intimidated by her....

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

>__> I don't know then Nakai would be hilarious especially after all the torture he put Gackt through on Utaban XD. I rather see someone intimidated by Lucy she just has too

[baka-neko3.livejournal.com]

uuh, yeah, that could work.. and you know, nakai is the shortest of the three, so he can get intimidated by Lucy easily.. XD

ah, i just noticed that before Riida (ohno satoshi) glomped Gackt, Shingo Mama glomped him first! LOL

[sakuyuki.livejournal.com]

I love this!

It's quite embarrasing, but I didn't know he was from SMAP until 3-4 months ago. I'm so slow.

[irisangel.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing! I believe I must agree with the crowd--this is the funniest Gackt clip I've seen so far.

[baka-neko3.livejournal.com]

i've watched quite a few DK shows, but this have to be the FUNNIEST one, EVER! like seriously! with kanjani8, it took at least 3 ppl from the group to make it funny, but shingo mama achieved the same thing all by herself! and the part where she tries to kiss gacchan, oh my god! even my sis and bro-in-law were in stiches over it... LOL

my only gripe is, even though this is one of the funnest and funniest DK show, as far as i know, this eps never got properly subbed... which is SUCH a shame, because other more boring eps are already subbed, but not this one... it's so sad! i'm sure if i understand what was being said i would appreaciate it more and have more laughs...

and to tell you the truth, the song (dun quite catch the title, but i call it the shingo mama's song) was kinda catchy... i remember following the hand clap dancey thingy when i watched her performance Music Station (back when channel 8 airs Music Station on Thursday nights)... sorry, can't help it.. it's such a fun song, you know.. :p

[mjspice.livejournal.com]

I dunno what's more hilarious, this moment or Shingo saying I Love You to MJ! XDDDD I think I would've died if he had said that as "Shingo Mama"! XDXD