The Twelve Steps of GACKTDOM

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We admit we are powerless before the hotness that is GACKT.

Believe that no Power greater than GACKT could restore us to sanity -therefore, move to Japan.

Make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of GACKT as we understand him - (if we understood him) - he moves in mysterious ways.

Make a searching and fearless inventory of our GACKT merchandise, and order more!

Admit to GACKT, to ourselves, and to other fans the exact nature of our extensive CD, DVD, poster, magazine, jewelry, photobook, etc, etc, collections - all Japanese official merchandise, of course.

Be entirely ready to have GACKT take all money from our wallets, and our children's college funds if necessary.

Humbly ask GACKT to remove all his clothing - and generous soul that he is, he usually complies.

Made a list of all persons we know and become willing to CONVERT THEM ALL - with five you get a toaster oven!

Made direct demands to people wherever possible, inundating our journals with the hotness that is GACKT even if (and until) this injures them and others.

Continue to strive to learn everything about GUNDAM and when we are wrong about who Char is vs Amuro promptly admit it.

Seek through meditation to improve our contact with GACKT hoping only for knowledge of His Constant Whereabouts.

Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we carry this message to fans, and fans to be, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.