gackt_army | GA Fairytale Challenge - The Fair Princess (Reply)

Title - The Fair Princess
Author -

pyroyale
Rating – PG
Challenge – Fairy Tale
Characters – GACKT, You, Mana, Masa, Chachamaru, Hyde
Genre – Humour (crack to the max)
Warnings – mentions of yaoi but it’s for comic effect and completely work safe
Synopsis – the fair Princess Gakuto wants a bride so it’s up to his servant, the kind hearted You, to help
Disclaimer - I take no remuneration for this work of fiction
Critique Welcome – not this time… it’s just for fun!
Word count – 2,253

Note 1 - I don’t want to be entered into the prize draw.
Note 2 – GACKT is referred to as Gakuto throughout because it fits the pattern better than GACKT does. It’ll become clear when you read it XD

Once upon a time and a long time ago
Lived a beautiful Princess, the fair Gakuto
His skin was fair and his eyes were blue
His beauty was unparalleled, this much is true
(And yes, the gender has changed but don’t think me confused)
(That beauty of his has everyone bemused)
(His parents had hoped to be blessed with a girl)
(But with Gakuto they had the best of both worlds)
His favourite servant was the kind hearted You
He cooked and he cleaned and was beautiful too
It was a good and happy life for the fair Gakuto
He was spoiled and indulged and never told “no”
He had a waterfall positioned in his huge bedchamber
And people fell in, never warned of that danger
His wardrobe was bigger than most country’s cities
And was full of outfits to dress up like kitties
His hair and his make up were styled by the best
And so well maintained they never were messed
Day after day he had the kind hearted You by his side
And You never complained, even when Gakuto lied
You knew better than to point out that eight hours was untrue
Because when it came to love, Gakuto had no clue
For he lived in the castle and never did roam
His parents too worried about who might take him home

The fair Gakuto grew up and like the Princesses of old
His eyes turned to love and he grew rather bold
For as much as he loved the company of You
He couldn’t scratch that itch like only lovers can do
The fair Gakuto whined and he moaned and he cried
“Dammit You, please find me a bride!”
The kind hearted You couldn’t deny Gakuto’s wishes
And left for the town to find the Princess some kisses
He didn’t know what Gakuto wanted in a date
Who could be worthy of being the fair Gakuto’s mate?

He searched far and wide and walked for miles
It tired him so much he was running out of smiles
Just as he was about to quit and give up
He saw a sight that made him reconsider his luck
In town there was a bar where music bands played
A place where anyone could go and get laid
Stood upon the stage with a guitar in her hand
Was a beautiful lady, playing with the band
She wasn’t as beautiful as the fair Gakuto, You thought
But maybe she was the person the kind hearted You sought
He spoke to her later and had to ponder why,
This beautiful lady was really a guy!
His name was Mana and he was the romantic type
He immediately fell for the fair Gakuto’s hype
They went back to the castle together that night
To see the fair Gakuto – what a wonderful sight!
They arrived at a time when most people would be sleeping
But You could see Gakuto’s curtains twitching, the Princess was peeping!
You and Mana waited in the hall for the fair Gakuto to arrive
“Please fair Gakuto, put some damn clothes on!” You cried
Once suitably dressed Gakuto came back for his guest
He smiled at You, his servant always knew best!
For Gakuto was pleased with You’s work and his choice
“Thank you You!” he said in his deep velvety voice
You smiled sadly as he watched Gakuto and Mana leave
Their loving eyes made him shudder with dry heaves

For the next few weeks everything was peaceful and calm
Until one day You was awoken by a human alarm
“My kind hearted You,” the fair Gakuto exclaimed
“Mana is not the one for me”, the Princess proclaimed
You glanced at his watch, it was only four o’ clock
Dammit he really needed to invest in a lock
“What happened, my Lord?” You asked between yawns
Suddenly the fair Gakuto began to bawl
“He won’t talk to me You,” the fair Gakuto said
“He can’t tell me I’m beautiful, my ego needs to be fed!
“I can’t live with someone who’ll never tell me I’m cute,
“My lover must most definitely not be a mute!”
You sighed quietly but was crying loudly inside
Does this mean the fair Gakuto was still after a bride?
As his devoted and faithful servant You knew his next job
And he held his Lord tightly as he began to sob

The next day You was back out on the streets
He walked all day looking for strangers to meet
He soon found himself back at that bar
Where music played and men became stars
He ordered a drink and looked for a man so gallant
Or failing that, just anyone with talent
It didn’t take long to spy the man on the dance floor
The one with the hips who made his audience want more
He was pretty enough and You was happy to realise
That the man was talking to all of the guys!
Gakuto would be happy that this man could speak
And with that in mind You sprang to his feet
He approached the man and asked him his name
Then asked the man called Masa, “do you want to play a game?
“It’s called ‘save the Princess’ and it really is fun,
“For the Princess is beautiful and has a magnum for a gun.”
Masa’s eyes grew wide and his bottom lip quivered
“Take me right to him!” he said with a shiver
The fair Gakuto was happy with the man You had bought
As soon as he saw Masa, his heart had been caught
Throughout the castle peace and calm did reign
Until You was awoken at four o clock again
“It’s finished, it’s over, the whole thing is done!
“Masa was pretty but really no fun!”
You sighed in annoyance and opened his eyes
Gakuto was on his bed naked… what a surprise!
“What happened this time? I thought you guys were tight.”
The fair Gakuto sniffled “we had a huge fight!
“Masa would never be quiet and it hurt my pretty head,
“He’d even talk to me when we were lying in bed!”
You rolled his eyes but took the fair Gakuto into his arms
He’d try again for a bride – third time is the charm!

You was back at the bar, perched on a stool
When he saw a man that made even him drool
He was stood on stage playing a really awesome song
And his hair was pretty and so soft and so long
He was older than the others and You thought this might work
He’d have more experience alongside that cute ass so pert
So Chachamaru followed You to the castle
And was instantly won over by the curtain’s leopard skin tassels
Gakuto was happy as he now had a shopping buddy
Someone who also used face packs to get his skin muddy
The fair Gakuto and Chacha were never apart
So seeing Gakuto on his bed again gave You such a start
“It’s four o clock fair Gakuto, why are you here?
“I thought things were going well between you and Chacha dear.”
“Things are going well and he’s a wonderful guy,
“I love spending time with him, that I can’t deny,
“But he’s only a friend that I’m glad I did meet,
“He’s not the person to make my heart miss a beat”
The fair Gakuto whimpered and his naked skin looked cold
So You let his Lord climb in bed and grabbed his body to hold

You returned to the bar and thought his was task was getting hard
But at least now he had the bar’s loyalty card
His attention was stolen by the singing voice he could hear
It was so deep and sensual, and sounded quite near
It came from the pixie like man with the mic in his hand
He was exactly the kind of guy that the fair Gakuto should land!
So Hyde became the fourth person You picked to try
To be the one to not make the fair Gakuto cry
For month after month the relationship grew
As they did all of the things that lovers would do
They danced, sang, laughed and joked
And Hyde even starred in that movie Gakuto wrote
But like everything else eventually it had to end
And You was, yet again, consoling his friend
“My faithful You! It’s all over I swear,
“This pain in my heart is too much to bear,
“Hyde wasn’t true, he had secrets he hid,
“Did you know about his wife and his kid?!
“It never would have lasted so I guess it’s for the best,
“Hyde thought he was prettier than me, he really was a pest.”
It was four o clock again but You didn’t care
He just continued running his fingers through his Lord’s silky hair

The next day You decided to take a different view
And asked would be suitors to form a queue
Many people applied from far and wide
All wanting to be the fair Gakuto’s bride
He interviewed hundreds and really despaired
For there was no one worthy to be with Gakuto, paired
Some of the applicants were really quite scary
And some of them were just way too hairy
A man named Keith Calder was the worst of them all
He spoke of Gakuto incessantly on his Twitter wall
He told the fair Gakuto how he dreamed of his face
So You ensured a restraining order was put into place

It was starting to look like the fair Gakuto would be always alone
But then You had an idea and picked up his iPhone
It was later that week and Gakuto had bathed
He’d watched lots of Gundam that he’d previously saved
He was bored and decided to find his kind hearted You
But he wasn’t around. What’s a Princess to do?
He searched the castle, he looked high and looked low
He panicked and wondered “where did he go?”
Soon the kind hearted You appeared with a grin
And a look in his eyes that sparkled with sin
“Don’t worry fair Gakuto, I think I know who you need,
“Just follow me and it’ll all soon be revealed.”
Gakuto was happy, he was hyper and merry
“Maybe now I’ll finally lose that damn cherry!
“You has tried hard and has yet to succeed,
“But he seems so sure, of his words I’ll take heed!
“My kind hearted You, he looks after me right,
“He cares for his Princess and holds me so tight.”
You took the fair Gakuto’s hand and led him upstairs
To his bedroom of course, to show him he cared
You walked inside but the fair Gakuto remained at the door
It was odd to be there at a time other than four
You lay on the bed, his long legs stretched out
Gakuto remained at the door, his lips in a pout
“What are you doing You? Why am I here?
“Who will you show me? Are they quite near?”
You laughed oh so gently and lowered his tone
“They’re here already, they’ve always been known.”
The fair Gakuto was pretty but also quite slow
He didn’t know how the conversation would go
“Who is this person of which you speak?
“Are they hidden in the wardrobe? Can I take a peek?”
You sat up and walked over to his Lord
He truly was beautiful with a face he adored
“Do you trust me fair Gakuto? Would I lead you astray?
“If you trust and believe me, then please, simply say.”
“I trust and believe you my kind hearted You,
“I’d simply do anything that you asked me to do.”
That answer pleased You and he knew it was correct
So he decided to be really quite direct
“Close your eyes fair Gakuto and listen to me,
“When you open them next, your true love you will see.”
“At last!” thought fair Gakuto, “my long search will be done!
“Then my lover and I can have eight hours of fun!”
Gakuto waited and waited, his mind racing with thoughts
It seemed like forever but the time was really quite short
Soon he heard You’s voice say “open your eyes”
And the fair Princess Gakuto was so happy he cried!

For there stood in front of him was the most beautiful creature
Perfect in every way, in every single feature
“Exquisite!” Gakuto squealed, “That is my bride!”
“With a bride like that I need never hide!”
You took a step back and smiled with pure joy
He was so pleased that Gakuto loved his new toy
It had taken him months but he’d finally clicked
And days in the store until he’d finally picked
But now it was sorted and Gakuto had his mate
The one he could always take out on dates
For what stood before Gakuto was not like before
No mute, no cheater or insufferable bore
No, it was what the fair Gakuto adored the best
The thing he considered better than the rest
It was an antique and priceless huge looking glass
Just the right size for Gakuto to check out his ass
Because it seemed that’s You’s hard work had been an unnecessary drain
When he worked for a Princess so unbelievably vain
The perfect mate had been there all along
It was Gakuto himself, how could that be wrong?
So the fair Princess Gakuto and the kind hearted You
Lived happily ever after as fair Princesses and kind hearted servants should do.