ALIEN ATTACK!

[shinimegami21]

Situation: You are GACKT. You have been abducted by aliens for some odd reason and they want to use an area on your body for experiments but doing so would erase that part! They let you choose, or they will chose for you!

What's your choice?



I know, I'm evil.

Comments

[shinimegami21]

that's not as funny though! xD

[pyroyale.livejournal.com]

If I was an alien and wanted to experiment on someone then well, Gackt would be a pretty good choice I think!

As for the question - I assume it would be cheating to say something as inconsequential as the toenail on his left foot's little toe? I bet that would yield all kinds of data for the aliens XD

[shinimegami21]

LOL Wow I wouldn't of thought of that, but Gackt would definitely want something indiscreet. But know I'm wondering what kind of data would come from that!

[liathchan.livejournal.com]

belly button......after all,it's kinda obsolete in an adult and if he really missed it he could have it surgically re-built when he got back....
XD

[shinimegami21]

I'm glad someone agrees with my picture lol

[liathchan.livejournal.com]

I think he'd find it amusing to be without a belly button..........

it could be his new 'thing'...think of the stories he could spin out of being button-less....
*blink blink*

"I WAS A TEST TUBE BABY, they grew me in a laboratory, designed me to be a Perfect Man." "I am the prototype a series of genetically enhanced human males, bred for physical perfection,intelligence and stamina; our sole purpose is to serve the woman who chooses us, and for her the provision of pleasure in all it's most exquisite forms. Come get some "
(cue saucy wink at camera and sexy laugh)

So........ that's why he's so perfect! His DNA was built from scratch and he was grown in a tank of placental goo!!!


Why settle for a Zettai Kareshi- style cyborg when you can have a flesh and blood designer Gackt?!

[shinimegami21]

LOL The tabloids will be all over his life story! XD

[omg-its-gackt.livejournal.com]

You are a terrible person xDDD Put his belly button of awesome back on. I am for Gackt's belly button-- & pinky toes. Now I'm gonna nag about his lips in that Twilight photo twice as much xD

[shinimegami21]

I am! lol And I'm not putting it back on! It took me a while to take the damn thing off! XD

Ugh, I will NEVER hear the end of it! LOL

[omg-its-gackt.livejournal.com]

PUT IT BACK. I LOVES IT.

Um, yeah you won't He needs his lips. They are awesome. That photo.. is a sin. Taking away his lip..

[shinimegami21]

Hey, I didnt take away his lip! I gave it back, or tired to! D: I only took his belly button. I picked the lesser of two goods! (not evils XD)

[omg-its-gackt.livejournal.com]

But he has a cute belly button ;-;

I'm talking to Jean on the phone, & she said she would take away his face ._.

[shinimegami21]

SEE?! I'm not a bad person, she is! D:

[omg-its-gackt.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, that's true xD But she was evil before she even said that LOL

[yuu-binkyoku.livejournal.com]

Hhhmmm I think I would have to pick a lock of his hair...XD! It contains a lot of stuff....and it's totally harmless to him ^^ I guess you wouldn't really get any info outta that XD

[shinimegami21]

but with aliens, they may want ALL his hair! XDD

[newport12.livejournal.com]

hmmmm...
Wisdom tooth is something he wouldn't mind losing I guess ~_^
Plus, they can get data from it all they like, even dna.

[shinimegami21]

OH that is a smart idea! Hmm...we should hope he still has his, right?

[newport12.livejournal.com]

He probably does, he's still relatively young.

I couldn't fathom Mr G losing ANY part of his body/ *sniff* /

[shinimegami21]

HAHA I guess I'm just evil like that. >.>;;;

[flowerblade.livejournal.com]

i would let them have my left arm
cuz i could always have a new one made at the cyborg repair shop xDDD

[shinimegami21]

But that sounds painful! :O

...but why the left arm? XD Unless you're right handed.

[ishitaru.livejournal.com]

it would not be funny but the most interesting and the easiest to give for the tests is hair
it has everything aliens can ever need - even more - 'cause you can even clone Gackt out of one tiny hair.

[shinimegami21]

...but hair from where? >D

[gaurweth.livejournal.com]

I am GACKT right? Hmmm I would talk my way of the situation with my ridculous intelligence and if that didn't work I would resign a strand of hair. (^_~)

[shinimegami21]

Smartest answer I read yet! Maybe even talk them into giving you something from their bodies to experiment with? lol

[gaurweth.livejournal.com]

Of course. After all I am GACKT. I'm a pretty smart man, you know. Or I could just call in a favor from the last alien that tried to pull that stunt and lost to my superior intellect. I have unofficial Dears everywhere! International Dears? Yeah I'm getting there, but what I'm really working on is an INTERGALACTIC Dears fan club. Oh yes. They love me out there.

[shinimegami21]

OH SHNAP! INTERGALACTIC DEARS FTW!



go to sleep!

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

I think I would say my feet since they are the weakest part of my body. Though I would convince them to make me mechicalized feet so I could truly be perfect ^__^.

Does anybody notice but he usually loses his right arm if he's a robot of any sort first. even in the Kamen Rider movie he rips his right arm off XDDD.

Intergalactic Dears FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances around to final fantasy victory fanfare music*

[shinimegami21]

wow, i kinda like my feet! But I would hope they give you good replacements. So many cute shoes out there! XD

Eh? really? I never noticed that!

INDEED!