The Twelve Steps of GACKTDOM

[karadin.livejournal.com]

We admit we are powerless before the hotness that is GACKT.

Believe that no Power greater than GACKT could restore us to sanity -therefore, move to Japan.

Make a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of GACKT as we understand him - (if we understood him) - he moves in mysterious ways.

Make a searching and fearless inventory of our GACKT merchandise, and order more!

Admit to GACKT, to ourselves, and to other fans the exact nature of our extensive CD, DVD, poster, magazine, jewelry, photobook, etc, etc, collections - all Japanese official merchandise, of course.

Be entirely ready to have GACKT take all money from our wallets, and our children's college funds if necessary.

Humbly ask GACKT to remove all his clothing - and generous soul that he is, he usually complies.

Made a list of all persons we know and become willing to CONVERT THEM ALL - with five you get a toaster oven!

Made direct demands to people wherever possible, inundating our journals with the hotness that is GACKT even if (and until) this injures them and others.

Continue to strive to learn everything about GUNDAM and when we are wrong about who Char is vs Amuro promptly admit it.

Seek through meditation to improve our contact with GACKT hoping only for knowledge of His Constant Whereabouts.

Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we carry this message to fans, and fans to be, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Comments

[kohaku-chuu.livejournal.com]

"Continue to strive to learn everything about GUNDAM and when we are wrong about who Char is vs Amuro promptly admit it."

haha, I remember wanting to do a research on gundam to find out if I could like it for the sake of gackt...as much as I love him, I can't even motivate myself for actually DOING the research..^^;;

[lilyginnyblack.livejournal.com]

Humbly ask GACKT to remove all his clothing - and generous soul that he is, he usually complies.

Lol! xD That one is my favorite! Mostly because it is probably true! =P Anyway, those were all brilliant and they all had me laughing and grinning like a dork. So, thank you for posting and sharing this, and amusing me so much! ^.^

[sakuya-kusanagi.livejournal.com]

I love this! Every time my mom hears anything not in English coming from me or my room she always asks if it's GACKT. Honestly - I've been sharing GACKT with everyone I know... and it's not working.

Thanks for sharing the link :)

[grissom13.livejournal.com]

*smiles* Yay I should get 2 toster ovens XD and since most of them were guys I want a certifcate lol
*raises hands wildly* GUNDAM!!! Char/Quattro is awesome loved the original gundam <3 just as much as I loved Wing.
He's already staring to go into my college funds >__<.

I laughed a lot while reading this thanks :)

[yamada1317.livejournal.com]

Be entirely ready to have GACKT take all money from our wallets, and our children's college funds if necessary
XDD well thats true well future chilld get ready not to go to college and you reason you can tell your teacher would be it went to the all mighty Gackt XD